Are you a good serviceperson?

You are a Sharp service counter officer (female), and work ends at 5.30pm. A youth walks in at 5.34pm, and asks in chinese if he can redeem $500 worth of NTUC vouchers from a TV purchase. You

1) Flirt with him cause he's cute.
2) Raise a middle finger at him cause he looks totally AP.
3) Repeat yourself a few times in english that it's over 5.30pm and there's nothing you can do to help. Also refuse to ask around the office to see if anyone can assist the customer.
4) Switch on the computer again to perform the redemption because it's just a small favour. Or at least ask around to see if anyone else can do it.

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If you chose 3, do yourself a favour and NEVER get into the service line. Huge MNC brands (hi Sharp!) probably need to train their workers for give customers a better experience.

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我是三宝殿

Some more entertainment.

http://www.saltwetfish.net/journal/2006/talking-cock-in-the-parliament/

I like to share

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My blatant attempt to de-throne www.cuteoverload.com

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Another quote

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something if his salary depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sindar.

I love quoting myself

Haine says:
it sux to be a girl

MrBrown's funniest podcast in awhile

If you haven't checked it out. Do yourself a favour and head over there.

http://www.mrbrownshow.com/?p=197

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Too many people are learning how to express themselves.

Honda ad that I really like

For the cavemen who've never seen this before:

Self reminder:

International Price Skimming

Straits Times PWNED

http://breathe.eternise.org/?p=1725

Famous Eunos (Jalan Kechot) Hokkien Mee

$4 worth of Intensive Crap.

I don't even know where to start...

Score: 0.5/10

The ultimate stereotype

ebi says:
omg I had supper with a bunch of sri lankans

Haine says:
do they look like crabs?

I hate Xiong

because he sends me photos like this after his Taiwan trip:
(Please click to enlarge, but not when you're hungry.)

简单的幸福

In case the title gives you preconceived notions about me writing about love and stuff, yea it's true... just not with girls.

At 1 a.m. you're super hungry. There's this leftover pot of porridge from the dinner earlier. Your mum mercifully and lovingly 爆煎几片切薄的午餐肉, and there's a can of Narcissus Brand Braised Peanuts on the table.

Simple, but 幸福到不行.

Score: 9.7/10

Random Thought

The real winds feel much better than the fake ones.

我的第一次...

很多时候，上完班后最想的就是回家休息，这也是为什么地铁在六点左右会挤得密不透风。不惭愧，我也是这样的人，所以常要和陌生人玩 The Game of Sardines. 我的第一次，也就这样开始了...

和往常一样 - 我下了班，从面包物语 (Breadtalk) 买了明天的早餐，就去跟人挤地铁。门关上时，脸离玻璃窗不到两公分，也被左右的人"夹攻"。突然，有股相当大的冲力往我的侧边压过来... 心里想: "怎么软软地?"

才发现! 一位又矮又胖的 Auntie 很不客气地, 背面往我身上拼命靠, 超大的屁股也不断往我腿上磨啊磨, 磨啊磨, 磨啊磨啊磨啊磨, 磨啊磨, 磨啊磨, 磨啊磨啊磨啊磨 *makes techno sound* dum ch dum ch dum ch~~~ MACHIAM CLUBBING AH AUNTIE?!

被揩了十五分钟的油 =( 我第一次碰女生的屁股就这样变成了一生难忘的惨痛经历。 还真的有点不想活了 =(

I declare

Nacho cheese the new Mayonnaise. It goes well with ANYTHING! Kinda wished there was a version of it with less sodium though...

And my readers, remember to give Breadtalk's Nacho Cheese bread a try if you're feeling slightly adventurous. It's slightly sweetened dough, topped with shredded potatos and then layered with nacho cheese, yum!

The aftertaste makes you a little thirsty though, but shouldn't be reason enough for you not to enjoy it =)

Score: 7.7/10