Random Self Quote of Sarcasm

"If people think it ain't broken, when it actually is, don't fix it."

Camgigs

Male camwhores are super sexy and turn everyone on. Especially when they stick their tongues out for pictures.

Homosexuality

gives children nightmares. Stop it you gays.

Life'd

be much simpler if it was just a popularity contest.

Random Quote

"Grow up quick! Grow old fast!"

Years later,

and I'm still at war with my own genes.

Random Thought

Gentlemanliness is overrated (and i believe, often misunderstood).

LOL!

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