Take my word for it,

The Da Vinci Code movie SUCKS. Avoid at all costs if you read the book.

My brain

is so uninspired that I'm thinking of what to post just to keep my regular traffic >_<

I like this ad

Did they show this on national TV? Would be a pretty good move.

Damn Chrismina forced me to post this

Comment and:

1. I'll respond with something random about you

2. I'll challenge you to try something

3. I'll pick a color that I associate with you

4. I'll tell you something I like about you

5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you

6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of

7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you

8. If I do this for you, you must post this on yours

Have fun!

Just realised this' my 100th post, I've come far as a blogger muahahaa...

Over the Hedge

Plenty of cheap laughs, and in my opinion, very good tempo and pacing by Dreamworks. Can see they're improving with every show, but wished they would try something different for a change.
A relaxing show, probably more suited for girls than guys. Go watch if you have spare change =)

Gary is German for Spear Carrier

What a phallic name I have XD

摇头

人们对美女的袒护和不平等待遇我还真是看不顺眼...
怎么美女说的每句话都甜? arghh!!!

Pretty girls can drown in self pity and have the rest of the world pity them. Yet when I drown in self pity, I just drown!

I want

my girlfriend to look like this. Intro anyone?

Random Question

I wonder why some people keep the least important and most unexciting secrets...

Ikea, Exposed.

People often wonder how furniture giant Ikea sustains it's business throughout all these years. Researchers have written papers and theorised about how they achieve economies of scale, and use numerous methods to cut costs. But what many don't know is the real secret behind the Swedish company's success; and no, it's not the meatballs.

Elun was looking to buy a body-length mirror, so unemployed duo Weide and Gary tagged along to Ikea, located at the Alexandra area. Disguised as conceptual room layouts and with no less than 5000000000 items on showfloor display, Ikea is the classic deathtrap for shoppers.

Here's a simplified floor plan of the actual thing:

Yup, it's a damn MAZE WITHOUT AN EXIT if you haven't realised already. After a few hours of joke making, searching and seeing the same corners over and over again, we finally found the method to make the exit appear before us: make a purchase. Elun picked up a $14.90 mirror, and voila! the cashier counter magically appeared before our adventuring party.

Suddenly, everthing made sense, the high numbers on it's 'Customer Counter', hundreds of ever-walking shoppers and a surprisingly sustainable business. I think they need a new slogan:

Did you know

MOS Burger's 'MOS' stands for Mountain, Ocean and Sky?

Too lazy

Since I've not been blogging much, here's something for a lack of content.

Despite not having a chance to eat any of these before I die, this is a comprehensive and entertaining read on burgers.

http://men.style.com/gq/features/full?id=content_4196

Enjoy!

Winners

It's satisfying when you make the choice for healthier meal alternatives.

But then again, it's satisfying too (to your taste buds) when you go for the sinful, high cholestrol stuff.

You can never lose with food...

Random Thought

人間わ?

Random Fact

I run on fuel.
*emits pollutant*

Random Thought

The sights and sounds of dawn are so beautiful.

Random Thought

Rationale decisions can sometimes be the most irrational.

Gender discrimination don't exist?

This morning, I flipped through the papers and called up various childcare centres and kindergartens for a part-time teaching position. Finally unable to fund my personal wants after the Nintendo DSLite, I figured the need to get a job.

"Hello, I saw your advertisement on the newspaper looking for a teache..."

"Sorry, we're looking for female teachers only..."
"Oh are you applying for yourself? We only accept ladies..."
"Um, no, we don't hire males."
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.
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*Insert variation of "You have a penis?! GO AWAY AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO VIOLATE OUR KIDS!"*

You know, it's like calling someone you admire for a date, and she turns you down before you even finish the first sentence... One of them even spoke with a tone of disgust that totally disgusted me instead. I suddenly felt like a woman of the 1960s (without the permed hairdo damn you!)

In a desperate attempt to raise awareness, this society needs to know that not all males abuse children and/or are pedophiles. Education has taught us not to discriminate females and people of other races; but apparently this lack of a 'target-to-discriminate' has put potential male pre-school teachers at a disadvantage.

I hereby demand equal rights and treatment from the society before I start riots!